Eugh, I hate my face; it’s ugly and horrid. The only reason I post selfies is because I usually have people nagging me
Welcome to the blog of a sleepless, 'creative', hormonal teenager determined to make a mark on the world by creating a blog that he know's no one actually cares about.
- Just because some of us suffer in silence doesn't mean we don't suffer at all
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
there’s a thin line between word and world
get out
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
reminder that fiyero sang a seven minute song basically about how he couldn’t care less
